May brings sunshine, spring vibes, and plenty of reasons to smile—so why not sprinkle in some laughs while you’re at it? Whether you’re looking for something to post, text, share, or simply giggle at on your own, these 110 funny May jokes and puns are the perfect way to lighten the mood and welcome the month with humor.
From wordplay about May flowers and May the 4th to silly spring jokes and Mother’s Day giggles, this list is packed with puns, punchlines, and playful seasonal fun. May your jokes be funny and your pollen levels low!
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Classic May Wordplay Jokes
- What’s May’s favorite kind of flower? May-gonias.
- May is here—I’m blooming with bad puns.
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
- I’m not lazy… I’m just in May-hibernation mode.
- May I be excused from responsibility this month?
- What’s a May flower’s favorite drink? Root beer.
- May your puns be plentiful and your allergies mild.
- How do flowers in May flirt? They say, “I’m pollen for you.”
- May is like the Friday of spring.
- I May or May not be doing anything productive this month.
May the 4th Be With You Jokes
- May the 4th be with your coffee.
- Yoda best if you laugh at this May joke.
- Darth Vader doesn’t do spring cleaning. He uses the force.
- What do you call a droid that likes spring? May-Tee-3PO.
- I’m not a Jedi, but I sure force myself out of bed in May.
- Stormtroopers hate May—they still miss everything.
- R2-D2 said May is his favorite month. Beep beep!
- Yoda: “Laugh at May jokes, you must.”
- May the floss be with you—your dentist said so.
- Chewbacca in May? Just a walking allergy.
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Mother’s Day Jokes (Because Mom’s Funny Too)
- Mom: the original May queen.
- Why did the cookie cry on Mother’s Day? Because its mom was a smart cookie.
- What’s a mom’s favorite flower? Mom-osa.
- Mother’s Day: when you say “thanks” for all the snacks and sarcasm.
- What did the baby tomato say to mommy tomato? Catch up!
- Moms in May: 50% wine, 50% Wi-Fi support.
- What do you call a mom who loves gardening? Plant momager.
- Motherhood: Powered by coffee and repeating yourself.
- Mother’s Day is the one time moms get a gift and don’t have to clean it up.
- Thanks, Mom—for pretending to like those kindergarten crafts.
Spring & Flower Puns for May
- I’m just here for the petal party.
- May I interest you in some bloom-based humor?
- I wet my plants… again.
- I’m growing through what I’m going through.
- Thistle be a great month.
- Aloe you very May-ch.
- Let’s stick together—like pollen and sinuses.
- You’re looking fresh as a May daisy.
- Talk dirt to me—it’s May gardening season.
- May your garden be weedy and your jokes even worse.
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Short and Silly May Captions & Puns
- May-nly here for the sunshine.
- This is your May-n event!
- May: where my “I’ll do it later” becomes “next month.”
- Blooming with sarcasm this May.
- I’m 90% sunshine and 10% bad decisions—hello May.
- May I just live in a hammock forever?
- May-n’t be productive, but I’m happy.
- Let’s make May-niac energy a thing.
- May is just spring’s way of saying “you made it.”
- Sun’s out, puns out.
May Birthday Jokes
- Born in May = built different.
- May birthdays are blooming awesome.
- What’s the best May birthday cake? One with flowery layers.
- People born in May age like fine pollen.
- I’m not saying May babies are the best—but yes, yes we are.
- May birthday mood: sunshine and sass.
- What do May babies eat for breakfast? Bloom flakes.
- May birthdays be full of cake and zero emails.
- May I have another slice of cake?
- It’s my birth-May! Let the party bloom.
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Workplace and Zoom-Inspired May Jokes
- May is here. I still don’t know what day it is.
- Workplace productivity in May? May-be later.
- My May calendar is just flowers and deadlines.
- Zoom meetings bloom in May like dandelions.
- May your Wi-Fi be stronger than your work ethic.
- Email in May? “Hi, hope you’re well” season.
- I’m not out of office in May, I’m just mentally in the garden.
- May is when work feels illegal.
- I’d like to unsubscribe from May meetings.
- My boss said “let’s bloom”—I said “let’s nap.”
May Weather & Allergy Jokes
- May: when the sun and rain are in a toxic relationship.
- It’s finally warm enough to sweat and sneeze at the same time.
- What’s May’s favorite scent? Pollen-tential.
- I didn’t choose the allergy life. The allergy life chose May.
- May weather: sunshine with a side of chaos.
- If you hear me sniffling in May, it’s not emotional. It’s pollen.
- Every May, I wonder why my eyes betray me.
- Spring breeze? More like sneeze attack.
- I’m just trying to bloom without sneezing.
- May allergies: nature’s way of reminding you that breathing is a privilege.
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Random, Lighthearted May Puns
- May I pun today? Yes, you May.
- Life gave me lemons. May gave me margaritas.
- May’s motto: Keep it light, keep it blooming.
- This May, I’m just here to blossom and bail.
- May your day be as bright as your filter.
- May: because we needed a prettier month.
- May is what happens when spring finds its groove.
- I have 99 problems and they all bloom in May.
- Let’s be honest—May is just Friday in month form.
- May’s got me acting all floral and fabulous.
Cute Rhyme & Wordplay Jokes for Kids or Families
- May is the time to laugh, not frown—unless it’s upside-down.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s May outside, and my chores are too.
- May I stay in bed today?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? May. May who? May I please have another weekend?
- In May, we play… or nap.
- May flowers bloom—but so do my snack cravings.
- Don’t leaf me hanging—tell me a May joke!
- May is here. Time to plant snacks and hope they grow.
- I tried to be productive in May… it lasted 10 minutes.
- What do you call a bee in May? Buzz-y.
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Final Laughs to Close Out the Month
- May your month be sunny and your Mondays short.
- I came, I May’d, I conquered.
- May’s almost over? I just found my flip-flops.
- I May be done with this month.
- May is the Sunday of summer.
- I’m not lazy—I’m just seasonally appropriate.
- That’s a May wrap!
- Let’s send May out with a laugh.
- May the laughs be with you.
- May you laugh more than you sneeze.
Final Thoughts
May is a month of sunshine, blooms, and fresh starts—and what better way to enjoy it than with a few well-timed laughs? Whether you’re pun-loving, meme-sharing, or just trying to lighten up your group chat, these 110 funny May jokes and puns are here to keep your humor blooming all month long.
Because even if the pollen is high and your energy is low, a good pun never fails. Laugh through May—sneeze, giggle, repeat.
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