60 Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids and Grown-Ups

There is something about a knock knock joke on Halloween that just fits. Kids are already knocking on doors all night, so why not add a punchline to the routine? These jokes are quick to learn, easy to tell, and silly enough to make even the grumpiest neighbor crack a smile.

Every joke here is numbered, original, and family-friendly. You will find ghost jokes, witch and monster jokes, pumpkin and candy jokes, trick-or-treater jokes for the doorstep, and groaners for grown-ups. For more spooky punchlines in question and answer style, see our Halloween jokes.

Here are 60 Halloween knock knock jokes for kids and grown-ups, ready for the doorstep, the classroom, and the costume party.

Ghost Knock Knock Jokes

Boo who and friends: friendly ghost jokes that float right past the scary part.

1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, I only came for the candy.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ghoul. Ghoul who? Ghoul-d you leave the porch light on for me?
3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Spook. Spook who? Spook-tacular costume, can I come in?
4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Phantom. Phantom who? Phantom of the doorbell, I have been ringing for ten minutes.
5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sheet. Sheet who? Sheet-ly you recognize me under this costume?

6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Haunt. Haunt who? Haunt you going to share those treats?
7. Knock, knock. Who's there? Spirit. Spirit who? Spirit me a cookie, I floated a long way.
8. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo-tea. Boo-tea who? Boo-tea-ful night for a ghost walk, right?
9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wail. Wail who? Wail you open the door already?
10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Eek. Eek who? Eek-scuse me, is this the haunted house tour?
11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Casper. Casper who? Casper-haps you have room for one more ghost?
12. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sheeta. Sheeta who? Sheeta-nly not me, I am just a ghost passing through.

Witch and Monster Knock Knock Jokes

Broomsticks, bolts, and fangs at the front door, all silly and never scary.

13. Knock, knock. Who's there? Witch. Witch who? Witch way to the candy bowl?

14. Knock, knock. Who's there? Broom. Broom who? Broom-ember me? I flew by last year.
15. Knock, knock. Who's there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for opening the door so fast.
16. Knock, knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Frank-ly, I just want a snack and a bolt of lightning.
17. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wolf. Wolf who? Wolf you mind turning down the moonlight?

18. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hex. Hex who? Hex-actly who did you think it was?
19. Knock, knock. Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy says I can stay out until nine.
20. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cauldron. Cauldron who? Cauldron the neighbors, the party is starting.
21. Knock, knock. Who's there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie nice and let me in, I only want candy, not brains.
22. Knock, knock. Who's there? Drac. Drac who? Drac-tually, can I borrow a cup of tomato juice?
23. Knock, knock. Who's there? Goblin. Goblin who? Goblin all the good treats before I get there?
24. Knock, knock. Who's there? Potion. Potion who? Potion that bowl over here, please.

Pumpkin and Candy Knock Knock Jokes

Sweet jokes about jack-o'-lanterns, caramel apples, and the candy bowl by the door.

25. Knock, knock. Who's there? Pumpkin. Pumpkin who? Pumpkin fill my bag, please?

26. Knock, knock. Who's there? Gourd. Gourd who? Gourd to see you, neighbor!
27. Knock, knock. Who's there? Candy. Candy who? Candy you hear me? I have been knocking forever.
28. Knock, knock. Who's there? Caramel. Caramel who? Caramel-ly stop eating my apple?
29. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lollipop. Lollipop who? Lollipop open the door and let me in.

30. Knock, knock. Who's there? Taffy. Taffy who? Taffy-nitely the best costume on the block, right?
31. Knock, knock. Who's there? Jack. Jack who? Jack-o'-lantern is out, can you relight it?
32. Knock, knock. Who's there? Seed. Seed who? Seed you at the pumpkin patch tomorrow!
33. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cocoa. Cocoa who? Cocoa-nut wait for my treat bag to fill.
34. Knock, knock. Who's there? Gumdrop. Gumdrop who? Gumdrop by later if you run out of treats.
35. Knock, knock. Who's there? Squash. Squash who? Squash the spiders, then open the door.
36. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sugar. Sugar who? Sugar-antee I will say thank you.

Trick-or-Treater Knock Knock Jokes

Jokes for the doorstep, the costume parade, and every kid with an empty bag.

37. Knock, knock. Who's there? Trick. Trick who? Trick-or-treat, and I already picked treat.

38. Knock, knock. Who's there? Treat. Treat who? Treat me nicely, it is my first Halloween.
39. Knock, knock. Who's there? Costume. Costume who? Costume a lot to wear this cape, so please be generous.
40. Knock, knock. Who's there? Bag. Bag who? Bag-ging you for one more piece of candy.
41. Knock, knock. Who's there? Porch. Porch who? Porch light was on, so here I am.

42. Knock, knock. Who's there? Doorbell. Doorbell who? Doorbell is broken, so I am knocking.
43. Knock, knock. Who's there? Mask. Mask who? Mask me nicely and I will tell you.
44. Knock, knock. Who's there? Flashlight. Flashlight who? Flashlight is dead, can I borrow some moonlight?
45. Knock, knock. Who's there? Neighbor. Neighbor who? Neighbor-hood is out of candy, so I came here.
46. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cape. Cape who? Cape you hear me knocking?
47. Knock, knock. Who's there? Twins. Twins who? Twins-tead of one bag, we brought two.
48. Knock, knock. Who's there? Thank. Thank who? Thank you very much, and happy Halloween!

Halloween Knock Knock Groaners for Grown-Ups

Dad-joke energy for the adults handing out candy. Groans are guaranteed.

49. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ira. Ira who? Ira-lly need a nap after all this candy.

50. Knock, knock. Who's there? Deadline. Deadline who? Deadline at work is scarier than any haunted house.
51. Knock, knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie-body seen my reading glasses? I cannot find the candy.
52. Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive Halloween, but I am too tired for a costume.
53. Knock, knock. Who's there? Howl. Howl who? Howl long until the kids go to bed?

54. Knock, knock. Who's there? Grave. Grave who? Grave-yard shift starts once the kids are asleep.
55. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it is cold out here and my costume is thin.
56. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo first, I will hold the candy bowl.
57. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for buying the good candy this year.
58. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Cash me outside handing out treats.
59. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I watch a scary movie.
60. Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? Amos-quito bit me during the haunted hayride.

How to Use These Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Teach One Before Trick-or-Treat

Pick a short joke and practice it in the car. Telling it at the door is a fun way to say thank you for the treats.

Swap Jokes at the Party

Have each guest tell a knock knock joke, then pass the bowl. Mix in a few lines from our skeleton jokes for extra laughs.

Write One in a Lunch Box

Add a joke to a lunch box note in October. Kids love reading the punchline to their friends.

Pair With Witch Humor

Witch fans can follow up with our witch jokes for more broomstick punchlines.

FAQ

What is the best Halloween knock knock joke for kids?

A favorite is "Knock, knock. Who's there? Witch. Witch who? Witch way to the candy bowl?" It is short and easy to remember.

What is the classic Boo who joke?

In our version, "Boo who?" gets the answer "No need to cry, I only came for the candy." It keeps the classic setup with a fresh punchline.

Are these knock knock jokes good for school?

Yes. Every joke is clean, and the trick-or-treater and pumpkin sections work especially well in classrooms.

Do you have jokes for adults?

Yes. The groaners section is written for grown-ups who love a good dad joke while handing out candy.

Where can I find ghost wordplay?

Try our ghost puns for short lines that work as captions and card messages.

Conclusion

Knock knock jokes are the perfect Halloween fit: simple, silly, and built for the front door. Teach one to your trick-or-treater, tell a few at the party, and save the groaners for the grown-ups at the candy bowl. However you use them, the best part is the giggle that follows the punchline.