Wednesday: that mysterious midweek moment where the weekend still feels far away, but you’ve already survived half the chaos. If you’ve ever looked at your calendar and sighed, “How is it only Wednesday?”—you’re not alone. That’s exactly why we need a little Hump Day humor to carry us through.
From witty one-liners to lighthearted quotes, these jokes are here to remind you not to take Wednesdays (or yourself) too seriously. Because nothing says “midweek motivation” like a well-timed laugh between Zoom calls and emails.
Here are 66 funny, punny, and mood-boosting Hump Day jokes and quotes to make your Wednesday feel just a little shorter—and a lot more fun.
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😩 Relatable Work Jokes
- “It’s only Wednesday? That explains the excessive coffee.”
- “I thought today was Thursday. I was wrong. I’m devastated.”
- “Wednesday is like the middle child of the week—awkward, necessary, and often overlooked.”
- “Hump Day: when motivation is MIA but deadlines aren’t.”
- “We’re halfway to the weekend. That’s either inspiring or insulting.”
- “Wednesday: halfway between sleep and more sleep.”
- “On Wednesdays, we wear… exhaustion.”
- “Wednesdays are for wondering why the week isn’t over yet.”
- “Work now, weekend later. Wednesday is just the buffer zone.”
- “At this point, my calendar just says ‘meh’ every Wednesday.”
😂 Classic One-Liners
- “If Wednesday had a face, I’d high-five it. In the forehead. With a pillow.”
- “Wednesday: because adulting doesn’t care how tired you are.”
- “It’s Wednesday. Don’t forget to set your emails to ‘Per my last message’ mode.”
- “Smile! It’s Wednesday. Or don’t. No pressure.”
- “My Wednesday workout? Lifting my coffee to my mouth repeatedly.”
- “Wednesday is the speed bump of the week.”
- “It’s not a bad day. It’s just very… Wednesday.”
- “Wednesday: the day my productivity starts buffering.”
- “Only 72 hours till Monday again!”
- “Midweek mood: pretending I’m on vacation.”
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🐪 Animal & Pun-Style Humor
- “Guess what day it is? Hump Daaaay!”
- “Keep calm and hump on.”
- “This week is a camel. Wednesday is the hump.”
- “Hump Day: officially endorsed by camels everywhere.”
- “I’m just trying to get over the hump, one bad pun at a time.”
- “It’s called Hump Day because that’s all I have energy for—crawling over it.”
- “Warning: excessive camel memes incoming.”
- “Let’s get over this hump together. Preferably with snacks.”
- “Wednesdays are like camels—slow, lumpy, and oddly endearing.”
- “Halfway to Friday, but it feels like we’re trekking the Sahara.”
💬 Funny Wednesday Quotes
- “Wednesdays are proof that we survived Monday and Tuesday… somehow.”
- “On Wednesdays, we fake it till Friday.”
- “I bring zero energy and maximum sarcasm to Wednesdays.”
- “Wednesday is just Monday’s older, more tired sibling.”
- “Some people thrive on Wednesdays. I thrive on snacks and silence.”
- “If Wednesday had a slogan, it would be: ‘Still not Friday.’”
- “Wednesday is like a participation trophy in the week.”
- “I whisper ‘weekend’ to myself every five minutes on Wednesdays.”
- “The best part of Wednesday? Knowing tomorrow is Thursday.”
- “Middle of the week, middle of my patience.”
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💼 Midweek Motivation (With a Twist)
- “Keep going—Friday is waving from the other side.”
- “You’ve already made it this far. Might as well continue pretending to be productive.”
- “Halfway through the week and still holding it together. Barely.”
- “Stay strong. Your weekend self is counting on you.”
- “Wednesday’s motto: crawl now, brunch later.”
- “Just think: only three more days of pretending to care.”
- “Half full or half empty? It’s Wednesday, and my coffee’s gone.”
- “Progress check: 50% done, 100% over it.”
- “Remember, your worst day only lasts 24 hours… unless it’s a Wednesday.”
- “Midweek meltdown loading… please wait.”
🔁 Random Chuckles to Finish Strong
- “Who decided we needed a full five-day workweek anyway?”
- “If Wednesday were a sound, it would be a slow sigh.”
- “Wednesdays are just plot twists in disguise.”
- “Why do Wednesdays feel like they last 72 hours?”
- “At this point in the week, my motivation has left the building.”
- “My brain on Wednesday: buffering… buffering…”
- “If it’s still Wednesday, please don’t tell me.”
- “The Wi-Fi is stronger than my willpower today.”
- “Just riding the struggle bus until Friday.”
- “If laughter is medicine, consider this my Wednesday prescription.”
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🌟 Bonus Hump Day Humor
- “I can’t adult today—it’s only Wednesday.”
- “It’s been a long week, and it’s only halfway done.”
- “I’d celebrate making it halfway through the week… if I had the energy.”
- “Dear Wednesday: hurry up. Sincerely, Everyone.”
- “Wednesdays are the hangover of the workweek.”
- “Just trying to make it to Friday without a full system reboot.”
Final Thoughts
Wednesdays can be tough, but laughter makes the load lighter. Whether you’re stuck in back-to-back meetings, halfway through your to-do list, or just trying not to lose it, these Hump Day jokes are your permission to laugh through the middle and keep going.
Because hey—you’ve made it this far. You might as well smile while you’re at it.
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