111 Spring Jokes That Will Get the Laughs Blooming

Spring is finally here! That means longer days, blooming flowers, warmer weather, and plenty of reasons to laugh. Whether you’re celebrating the season with outdoor adventures, picnics, or just enjoying the sunshine, there’s always time for a good joke to make the season even brighter.

Get ready to laugh your way into spring with these 111 funny and lighthearted spring jokes that will make everyone smile—no pollen allergies required!

Classic Spring Jokes

Cartoon frog jumping joyfully next to playful text: "Why are frogs so happy in spring? Because they eat whatever bugs them!" Colorful and humorous.

Why is everyone so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a 31-day March!
What did the spring say when it was in trouble? “May Day! May Day!”
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hey, bud!”
Why was the gardener so busy in the spring? Because his plants were really growing on him!
What kind of bow can’t be tied? A rainbow!
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks in spring? Fowl weather!
What did one raindrop say to the other? “Two’s company, three’s a cloud!”
Why are frogs so happy in spring? Because they eat whatever bugs them!
What falls but never gets hurt? The rain!

Flower and Garden Jokes

Cartoon pink flowers on the left with text on the right: "How do flowers greet each other? 'Hey bud, how’s it growing?'" Lighthearted and playful tone.

What is a flower’s favorite subject in school? STEM!
Why do flowers always drive so fast? Because they put the petal to the metal!
How do flowers greet each other? “Hey bud, how’s it growing?”
What’s a flower’s favorite type of music? Heavy petal!
What do you call an old snowman in spring? A puddle!
Why did the flower go to therapy? It had too many budding issues!
What do you say when flowers give you a great idea? “That’s blooming brilliant!”
Why do daisies never get into arguments? Because they always pick their battles!
What’s a sunflower’s favorite exercise? Sun salutations!
What do you call a flower who tells jokes? A daffo-dil comedian!

Easter and Spring Animal Jokes

Playful illustration with a joke reads, "Why do birds fly north in the spring? Because it’s faster than walking!" Surrounded by cartoon birds flying.

Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!
What kind of stories do rabbits love? Ones with hoppy endings!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 24-carrot gold!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a frog? A bunny ribbit!
What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line!
Why do birds fly north in the spring? Because it’s faster than walking!
How do bumblebees get to school? They take the buzz!
What do bees say when they return to the hive? “Honey, I’m home!”
Why did the robin go to the library? To find bookworms!
What do you call a sleepy springtime bug? A slug-a-bed!

Spring Weather Jokes

Illustration of two kids joyfully flying a colorful kite. Text reads: "What does the wind like to do on spring break? Go fly a kite!" Playful tone.

What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
What happens when winter says goodbye to spring? It gives it a warm hug!
Why did the rain go to school? To become a little drizzle smarter!
What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
What did the summer say to the spring? “Help! I’m about to fall!”
Why do clouds never tell jokes? Because they might thunder!
What does the wind like to do on spring break? Go fly a kite!
What’s a tornado’s favorite dance move? The twirl!
Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!

Spring Cleaning Jokes

Cartoon broom and dustpan with a joke text: "What did one dustpan say to the other? We really cleaned up this town!" Lighthearted and humorous tone.

Why was the broom late for spring cleaning? It swept in!
Why don’t skeletons do spring cleaning? They don’t have the guts!
What’s a dust bunny’s least favorite day? Spring cleaning day!
Why did the mop break up with the broom? It was tired of being swept off its feet!
How do you organize a fantastic spring cleaning party? You sweep everyone off their feet!
What does a messy gardener say during spring cleaning? “I really need to weed this out!”
Why did the vacuum cleaner love spring? Because it always sucked at winter!
What did one dustpan say to the other? “We really cleaned up this town!”
Why do people get emotional when they clean in spring? Because they have to dust off old memories!
What’s a house’s favorite exercise? Spring cleaning jerks!

Spring Sports and Outdoor Fun Jokes

Three pink butterflies with delicate wings are on a light background. The text reads, "Why do butterflies love spring? Because it gives them a fresh start!" The tone is lighthearted.

Why did the baseball team recruit flowers? Because they had great spring training!
What’s a frog’s favorite baseball position? Right fielder—because they can really leap for the ball!
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Why do people plant light bulbs in the spring? To grow power plants!
What’s a tree’s favorite sports team? The Maple Leafs!
Why don’t flowers like playing hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
What’s a gardener’s favorite type of exercise? Plant squats!
Why do butterflies love spring? Because it gives them a fresh start!
What’s a kite’s favorite kind of music? Anything with high notes!
Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two-tired from all the spring fun!

More Funny Spring Jokes

Humorous image with text: "Why did the calendar get excited for March? Because it finally got a Spring break!" Features a cartoon calendar with a flower.

Why do flowers always drive so fast? Because they put the petal to the metal!
What do spring and a bad joke have in common? They both make people groan!
What do you call a well-dressed lion in spring? A dandy-lion!
Why do cows love spring? Because the grass is greener on the other side!
What’s the best springtime accessory? A flower crown!
Why don’t trees like tests? Because they get stumped easily!
What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a rainstorm? A nutty forecast!
Why did the calendar get excited for March? Because it finally got a Spring break!
What’s a grasshopper’s favorite season? Spring, because it jumps into action!
Why do bunnies love springtime? Because it’s hoppy hour all season long!

Final Thoughts

Spring is all about new beginnings, blooming flowers, and fresh laughs! These 111 spring jokes are sure to bring a little sunshine to your day—whether you’re sharing them with kids, family, or friends.

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